November 3, 2010
Dear Breakfast Club,

I love the fuck out of you and make me wish I lived in your time. First of all, John Hughes, You are my favorite and you quit the industry but only to be with your family and that is fucking awesome. Brian, I’m not that cool but I would of helped you on your elephant lamp, no need for flair guns. Claire, you really are conceited. Basketcase, in al honestly I think you looked better than Claire without all that makeup. Emilio Esteves, nothing really to say to you. But John MOTHER FUCKING Bender, you are way too cool to be real and for that I say with all due respect, fuck you.

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

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November 3, 2010
Dear Guitar Strings,

One of my biggest fears is tuning you up. It’s hard enough being a rockstar. And of course you can’t just buy ONE string. You have to buy the whole pack and then have 5 other strings for later. And even when you are brand spankin new, you can’t stay tuned for more than the two strums that I play you for. For that I say fuck you.

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November 2, 2010
Dear Pumpkins,

I took a lot of time to carve you to make you different from the rest. I light you up at night so everyone can see you. Then you go and die and rot on me. For the I say fuck you.

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX 

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November 2, 2010
Dear Society,

Can you please move on to the next fad. This douchbag, slutty chicks, and indie hipster crowd isn’t all that great. For that I say Fuck You!

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

6:28am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZHhV2y1N4mHz
November 1, 2010
Dear LOL,

I’ve become jaded to the term LOL. I used to use you a lot and I really did LOL. But since you are so easy to type I just say it after dumb jokes or awkward statements. lol. I can not stop using you. lol. For that I say fuck you. lol

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

10:21am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZHhV2y1MeYRa
November 1, 2010
Dear Mice,

You are the only animal thats cute in pet stores and disgusting when your at home. Personally, you scare the shit out of me when you peak your head in the hole in my room. For that I say fuck you!

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

10:02am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZHhV2y1MeBLk
November 1, 2010
Dear Comment Cards,

You never fire the people I tell you to fire. For that I say Fuck You.

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

9:55am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZHhV2y1Me2rg
November 1, 2010
Dear Butterfly,

WTF! OF ALL THINGS YOU ARE THE ONLY THING I CAN NOT TOUCH, BECAUSE IF I DO THE OIL ON MY FINGERS WILL WEIGH DOWN YOUR WINGS AND EVENTUALLY YOU WILL DIE! FOR THAT I SAY FUCK YOU!

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

9:54am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZHhV2y1Me1x_
November 1, 2010
Dear Today Show,

It would be really cool if you took your time and not rushed to get everything in. Maybe cut down on some stories. Maybe cut the whole cooking section, I don’t think anyone really gives a shit. You never take the time on the things I want to hear. For that I say fuck you.

Yours Truly,

MiSTER XXX

9:52am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZHhV2y1Md-hQ